Posh Digs

Ohhhh yeahhh! Now this is what I'm talkin' about, people! What can I say? I've got great taste and like to roll in style.

Alas, I don't have a job or any money. But, I really, really, really want to stay there so I swallowed my pride and struck a deal with my mom. She'll book a room at El Portal if I follow the below terms for a week straight. I soooooo got this in the bag.

The terms:
no barking in the house
no pulling on the leash while walking
no hiding Lola's monkey arm
take the trash out (without being reminded)
put away the clean dishes (daily)
help Lola with her Spanish homework (Tues & Thurs)

I'll keep you posted.
TTFN,
Til